Don Draper: “Oh, you mean love. You mean the big lightning bolt to the heart where you can’t eat and you can’t work and you just run off and get married and make babies. The reason you haven’t felt it is because it doesn’t exist. What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons. You’re born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I’m living like there’s no tomorrow, because there isn’t one.”
I’m a huge believer in love. I think most people are starving for it, and the current concept of love is totally stifled and commercialized. My hope is for everyone to experience a legit love with at least one person while on this spinning globe called earth. It doesn’t have to include lightning bolts or be posted on Instagram. It can look totally different than expected, because how it feels should be what matters. Charlotte York taught me that with her failed marriage to a white knight, and her later happiness with a bald Jew.
Straight up the best gift you can give and receive any time of year is quality time. If you’re fortunate enough to have someone you love, shower them in affection and attention. Every day all day! Good vibes and memories of comfort and content (maybe an orgasm or two) will long outlast the sparkle of a customary, obligatory gift.
If you already give time, affection, and orgasms and you want to get a little something something extra for your boo, or maybe you feel like treating yourself, here are some panty creaming ideas:
The world needs a little THC. Delicious edibles are a sweet, fun way to spend time together.
To help set the mood, spray some bliss up in the air.
SAJE | LIMITED EDITION ULTRASONIC DIFFUSER | AROMABREEZE BLACK MARBLE
saje | cloud nine
If I’m going to choke on anything, it better be tasty.
BDSM | The Jawbreaker Gag
Burn time 250 hours….
VOLUSPA | HEARTH 5 WICK GLASS CANDLE
For some sexy inspiration from the iconic Mr. Hefner.
PLAYBOY: THE COMPLETE CENTERFOLDS, 1953-2016
Whoever gifts me this, will receive delicious cookies for life.
Artisan® Series 5-Quart Tilt-Head Stand Mixer | Matte Black Violet
365 days a year, please.
Maison Noir | Love Drunk
Or forget the gifts and order a pizza and settle in for a festive movie with a homie, lover or by yourself. My top picks:
Romeo + Juliet “For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo.”
Boogie Nights “I am a star. I’m a star. I’m a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That’s right.”
Down with Love “I think Vickie was only talking about marriage so I’d wanna have sex with her. And then I did, and now she never talks to me, except to come back for more. And I always give in. I feel so used.”
Moulin Rouge! “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.”